Ya’ll know that I love discovering ancient websites, so here’s some stupid crap about Furby being evil.
Here’s a website from the late Cretaceous Period that’s all about David Bowie’s crotch.
This week’s website is a holy website for good little Christians.
Tom Carder is one of my favourite crazy Christian fundamentalists. On his movie review website, CAPalert, he goes into obsessive detail about how all your favourite movies anger God.
According to Tom, the following things anger God when they’re in a movie: cohabitation, two-piece bathing suits, tattoos, farts, butts, gay people, kissing, magic use, etc. etc. etc. He believes that all the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
His website is also somehow a nonprofit Christian ministry, so, yeah, that’s also a thing.