I remember what the Dopefish is because I’m 300 years old.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Shrekfest
It’s Shrekfest, the annual celebration of all things Shrek in Madison, WI! Live Shrek music! Shrek games! Shrek onion eating contest! And Shrek beer, because it’s flippin’ Wisconsin!
One time, when I was in Madison, WI, I was accosted by a drunk Santa Claus at 3am.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Tamagothi
Tamagothi! It’s like a Tamagotchi, only more GOTH.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Toilets with Threatening Auras
Sometimes, TOILETS ARE SCARY!
Weekly Website Wednesday: Chick.com
THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
You have to buy 1000 Chick Tracks and leave them in random public toilets.
Did anybody else discover chick.com, because they were looking for actual chicks? Just me?
Weekly Website: Albino Blacksheep
Albino Blacksheep still exists? IT’S OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!!!!!
THERE ARE NO OLDER WEBSITES! IT IS THE METHUSELAH OF THE INTERBUTTS!