I remember what the Dopefish is because I’m 300 years old.
It’s Shrekfest, the annual celebration of all things Shrek in Madison, WI! Live Shrek music! Shrek games! Shrek onion eating contest! And Shrek beer, because it’s flippin’ Wisconsin!
One time, when I was in Madison, WI, I was accosted by a drunk Santa Claus at 3am.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Tamagothi! It’s like a Tamagotchi, only more GOTH.
Sometimes, TOILETS ARE SCARY!
THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
You have to buy 1000 Chick Tracks and leave them in random public toilets.
Did anybody else discover chick.com, because they were looking for actual chicks? Just me?
Albino Blacksheep still exists? IT’S OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!!!!!
THERE ARE NO OLDER WEBSITES! IT IS THE METHUSELAH OF THE INTERBUTTS!