It’s Shrekfest, the annual celebration of all things Shrek in Madison, WI! Live Shrek music! Shrek games! Shrek onion eating contest! And Shrek beer, because it’s flippin’ Wisconsin!
One time, when I was in Madison, WI, I was accosted by a drunk Santa Claus at 3am.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
In my strange internet adventures, I randomly came upon the Animated Muscle Women Wiki and… I… Wut?
They’re cataloging every instance of a muscly woman in animation, but whycome?
Apparently, it isn’t porn and nudity is banned from the wiki, but…. hhhmmmm…
I find this wiki anthropologically interesting and I think that it needs to be documented.
Albino Blacksheep still exists? IT’S OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!!!!!
THERE ARE NO OLDER WEBSITES! IT IS THE METHUSELAH OF THE INTERBUTTS!
Simpsons Shitposting is a Facebook group where people remix old The Simpsons jokes to make new, weird jokes.
It’s probably only funny to people like me, whose minds have been so ravaged that they can only think in Simpsons quotes, now.
Uno Moralez makes freaky GIFs. They made me think strange things in my brain-stuffs. Emotions and images are weird.
This week’s website is another YouTube channel.
Sexual Lobster, or Chris Voigt, is an Australian animator who makes crazy, surreal videos.
My favourite of his characters is Fernando the Manwhore, who has adventures on the mystical Pleasure Island.
Randy, head of yogurt acquisition, comes in a close second.