The 1990s internet was the best internet.
Ya’ll know that I love discovering ancient websites, so here’s some stupid crap about Furby being evil.
Here’s a website from the late Cretaceous Period that’s all about David Bowie’s crotch.
This week’s website is a holy website for good little Christians.
Tom Carder is one of my favourite crazy Christian fundamentalists. On his movie review website, CAPalert, he goes into obsessive detail about how all your favourite movies anger God.
According to Tom, the following things anger God when they’re in a movie: cohabitation, two-piece bathing suits, tattoos, farts, butts, gay people, kissing, magic use, etc. etc. etc. He believes that all the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
His website is also somehow a nonprofit Christian ministry, so, yeah, that’s also a thing.
This week’s website is another YouTube channel.
Sexual Lobster, or Chris Voigt, is an Australian animator who makes crazy, surreal videos.
My favourite of his characters is Fernando the Manwhore, who has adventures on the mystical Pleasure Island.
Randy, head of yogurt acquisition, comes in a close second.
This week’s website is Gary Restores Hoggle.
I don’t really have much to say about it. It’s just one of my favourite creepy things on the internet, is all.