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Ya’ll know that I love discovering ancient websites, so here’s some stupid crap about Furby being evil.
Here’s a website from the late Cretaceous Period that’s all about David Bowie’s crotch.
This week’s website is another YouTube channel.
Sexual Lobster, or Chris Voigt, is an Australian animator who makes crazy, surreal videos.
My favourite of his characters is Fernando the Manwhore, who has adventures on the mystical Pleasure Island.
Randy, head of yogurt acquisition, comes in a close second.
This week’s website is a website that hasn’t updated in 7 years, BUT I DON’T CARE!
Eric Conveys An Emotion was one of the earliest internet viral sensations. All it is is pictures of Eric’s face depicting different emotions. Yes, it’s true, Eric invented the selfie, but he had no idea what evil he would be unleashing on the world. I blame Eric for the Kardashians, in fact.
Remember the days when websites having images was a new and exciting thing? That’s what was so great about Eric Conveys An Emotion, it had images. We used to be very easily entertained. Get off my lawn ADD Generation or whatever the Hell we’re supposed to call you kids born with a smartphone in your hands.
If I keep mentioning Eric Conveys An Emotion, that means he’ll update, right? RIGHT?