Ya’ll know that I love discovering ancient websites, so here’s some stupid crap about Furby being evil.
Weekly Website Wednesday: David Bowie’s Area
Here’s a website from the late Cretaceous Period that’s all about David Bowie’s crotch.
Weekly Website Wednesday: CAPalert
This week’s website is a holy website for good little Christians.
Tom Carder is one of my favourite crazy Christian fundamentalists. On his movie review website, CAPalert, he goes into obsessive detail about how all your favourite movies anger God.
According to Tom, the following things anger God when they’re in a movie: cohabitation, two-piece bathing suits, tattoos, farts, butts, gay people, kissing, magic use, etc. etc. etc. He believes that all the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.
His website is also somehow a nonprofit Christian ministry, so, yeah, that’s also a thing.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Sexual Lobster
This week’s website is another YouTube channel.
Sexual Lobster, or Chris Voigt, is an Australian animator who makes crazy, surreal videos.
My favourite of his characters is Fernando the Manwhore, who has adventures on the mystical Pleasure Island.
Randy, head of yogurt acquisition, comes in a close second.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Gary Restores Hoggle
This week’s website is Gary Restores Hoggle.
I don’t really have much to say about it. It’s just one of my favourite creepy things on the internet, is all.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Maria Lombide Ezpeleta
I was digging around in my thousands of bookmarks, when I rediscovered the website for this week.
I discovered Spanish artist Maria Lombide Ezpeleta way back when The Lord of the Rings movies were coming out. I was digging around the internet for more information about Middle Earth, when I found a gallery of a bunch of Tolkien fanart. Maria’s art stuck out to me, because it was so different from everybody else’s. I find her use of colour and exaggerated anatomy very striking.
Warning: some of her art contains naked people, if that’s the kind of thing that bugs you for some reason.