THE BIBLE SAYS THAT THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO HEAVEN!
You have to buy 1000 Chick Tracks and leave them in random public toilets.
Did anybody else discover chick.com, because they were looking for actual chicks? Just me?
Weekly Website: Albino Blacksheep
Albino Blacksheep still exists? IT’S OLDER THAN THE INTERNET!!!!!
THERE ARE NO OLDER WEBSITES! IT IS THE METHUSELAH OF THE INTERBUTTS!
Weekly Website Wednesday: Neopets
Did you know that Neopets is still around? What’s up with that?
Remember when they had that Macy Gray pet that they eventually replaced with a cow?
Weekly Website Wednesday: Marc Giai-Miniet
Marc Giai-Miniet is a French guy who makes creepy art. I especially like his spooky dioramas. A lot of his work seems to explore how we ignore the horrors of everyday life while obsessing over the mundane.
I’d like to tell you more about him, but my french is really rusty.
Some of his work is a little gory, so NSFW and whatnot.
Weekly Website Wednesday: Perfect Strangers Game
I’m having some sort of allergy thing, so, I don’t know, go play the Perfect Strangers Game and leave me alone, or whatever.
(It’s a flash game, so you might have to mess around with your browser’s settings to get it to work.)
Weekly Website Wednesday: Mastodon
What is Mastodon? It’s a decentralized, open-source social network based on GNU Social. What does that mean? It’s confusing and it doesn’t work very well! Whatever! It’s the hip, new, disruptive technology that’s taking the Millennials by storm! It might even replace Twitter. (No it won’t.)
There are actually several Mastodon networks that interconnect. I’m at social.targaryen.house, but you could join shitposter.club, or memetastic.space, or even anitcapitalist.party, and we can all still talk to each other! Wouldn’t it be better and less confusing if everyone was on the same server? I don’t know. Maybe.
By the by, I’m not sure that I trust Mastodon’s security. I would suggest using a different password than your usual one, if you join.
